May 2013
One more fucking push life,
I dare you.
Cover Lover - Yahtzee Croshaw
vanhir:
I’m a rugged hero with a massive, slab-like chest
Using guns to save the world’s the thing that I do best
But when I rescue love interests, who try to kiss my face
I cry that I’m a married man, so leave my personal space
I guess I’m just old fashioned, but my heart will never stray
From the woman I so love, in a completely not gay way
I know you never speak and that you’re only...
“What is this obsession with using consoles to interact with other people? I’ve...”
– Yahtzee (via shithotawkward)
“A relationship occurs when two people run out of things to say to each other, so...”
– Ben Yahtzee Croshaw (via yandereblues)
“People actually have pre-determined expectations of a fantasy. Doesn’t that...”
– Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw, Extra Punctuation (via michael826)
fifitheflea:
Am I the only one who thinks male gynecologists are creepy?
Nope, I think they are wrong! Something about a gender known for being overly sexually stimulated examining girls privates doesn’t paint the best picture or professional… Before anyone starts flapping their gums, I feel the same about female doctors handling male down stairs issues as well…
dietchola:
this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
theprettygoodgatsby:
piffsburg:
Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female.
Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
I’m not happy.
