One more fucking push life,
I dare you.
Cover Lover - Yahtzee Croshaw
vanhir: I’m a rugged hero with a massive, slab-like chest Using guns to save the world’s the thing that I do best But when I rescue love interests, who try to kiss my face I cry that I’m a married man, so leave my personal space I guess I’m just old fashioned, but my heart will never stray From the woman I so love, in a completely not gay way I know you never speak and that you’re only...
What is this obsession with using consoles to interact with other people? I’ve...– Yahtzee (via shithotawkward)
A relationship occurs when two people run out of things to say to each other, so...– Ben Yahtzee Croshaw (via yandereblues)
People actually have pre-determined expectations of a fantasy. Doesn’t that...– Ben ‘Yahtzee’ Croshaw, Extra Punctuation (via michael826)
fifitheflea: Am I the only one who thinks male gynecologists are creepy? Nope, I think they are wrong! Something about a gender known for being overly sexually stimulated examining girls privates doesn’t paint the best picture or professional… Before anyone starts flapping their gums, I feel the same about female doctors handling male down stairs issues as well…
dietchola: this guy at my school wears really short shorts all the time and i asked him why he doesn’t wear normal cut shorts and he said “if the sky is out, then my thighs are out” god bless
theprettygoodgatsby: piffsburg: Females: I want equal rights. Females: You can’t hit me I’m a female. Females: I want equal rights and i don’t want you to hit me because I am a human being and I don’t like being hit
I’m not happy.